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Monday, July 25, 2005
Again
Got to see Madras Boat Club on Saturday, thanks to Kribs organising yet another Bloggers meet.

Apart from the regulars - Kribs himself, Nirenjan, CC, Harish, Chenthil, Vijay & myself, this time there were so many new faces. Its nice to see so many people into blogging. I got to meet 2 journos - Liffy & Samanth, then Somu, Ram Vishwanathan, Prabu Karthik, Vijay & Hari, Archana, Vaibhav, Prabu Karthik, Krithik, Shyam & Sathish. Good of Enfield to sponsor this meet...had a good time. (Burp!)

On my way out, the heavens opened up with a vengeance, it seemed. Initially I sought shelter but seeing no signs of the rains abating, decided to just get the hell home. I never received such a lashing by rain before. Even squinting my eyes to the bare minimum was painful. Still, it was a heaven guided decision. The pouring, blinding rain turned the streets into water logged pools; at some places, upto knee level. Had I waited longer, I would have had to swim home!! My Kinetic spluttered once or twice but never gave up. Never been so happy - and relieved - to reach home in one piece. Time to follow the dictum - leave home / office early; reach office / home safely!!! Ya!

Ferrari called up y'day to remind me about the pic in the Hindu featuring our very own MSA. Again. So, in his honor - Ferrari's, that is - here's one more ditty. Seemed too good to let it go.


As one can see, Mani is at it again
surely, he hasn't heard of the word 'to refrain'
perhaps, he's keen to prove he's no fuddy duddy
and so, goes to great lengths to be everbody's 'bosom' buddy
methinks all this requires chutzpah & nerves of steel
should anybody write funny, will he bring them to kneel?

Aaccck! Ravi doing the *disappearing* act. See ya, guys!

;)
Posted at 03:53 pm by Ravi
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Saturday, July 23, 2005
The 'true' Mottai Boss??

After all the ranting and raving ( Ravin' Ravi .... that fits, na? ) here by me, I succeed in writing one fit enough to be printed / published in the venerable Hindu!! Gosh!! Not bad, eh?

Its an issue that really gets my goat. Everytime I see it!! It was also the topic of my very first post on this blog.

Don't you think its time we banned it?

:)

PS: Ignore the serious,bald guy in the pic, ok? There's a cheeky guy hiding behind him, I assure you!
PPS: Filched this blog title from here, without permission!! ;) Konjam adjust panungo, Kaatss?? 

Posted at 04:10 am by Ravi
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Thursday, July 21, 2005
Congressional Honor ??
I thought I was my usual sunny self today till I read these quotes of Mark Twain ( from here - thanks to Paul! ). Lo & behold, my crabby self takes centerstage again. Guess the news of y'day which I blogged about...the second such rape in Delhi & the govt's bewilderment on the issue... still rankles.

Anyway.

Seems like even Mark Twain commented on the ineptitude of our congressmen. ;)

Take a look:

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain, a Biography

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
- What Is Man?

You see?!

:)
 
Posted at 04:51 pm by Ravi
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Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Sad, sad, sad
Its a matter of sadness to read these 2 developments.

One, Delhi is setting a dubious record for itself in the matter of women being raped in moving cars! This is the second such incident and without effective deterrent action by the government - apart from the usual arrests etc - molesters will perhaps be emboldened to carry out this crime time and again. What next, I wonder? You would have perhaps read my earlier post on this topic where I proposed something very drastic & bobbit-ian (!!). I'm beyond being outraged this time....the only thing I can feel is glee. Why, you ask? Don't you think this just confirms the notion that our politicians in our capital city are a f*****g weak-willed lot, unable to take decisive action, in the face of such appalling events that would distinguish them from those who commit such dastardly crimes? The same politicians, who, when animals - so called 'national' ones - are threatened with extinction, what do they do? Set up advisory boards! Being sad is an understatement, I tell you.

Two, and certainly by no lesser degree, I'm sad that Karthik has left Chennai. I felt a certain affinity with him and his blog perhaps coz, like me, he's a fellow Bangalorean. Yes, I know, this is parochial thinking...but what to do? :) Anyways, his posts were like good coffee - refreshing, full of creative flavour and sure to leave you satisfied for its wit / brevity & style. The fact that, as a copywriter, deftly weaving words is his forte is a different issue altogether. Anyways, with the internet making geographical boundaries redundant, its consolation to me that he continues to blog from Bangalore.

With so much of gloom and if you don't mind, I'm going to find the deepest hole that there is and bury myself in it!

Tomorrow is another day and for seizing it!

:(
Posted at 08:37 pm by Ravi
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Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Carpe Diem
When I heard it first a couple of years back, it prompted me to say "Sorry? What was that again?!"

I'm referring to the word 'Carpe Diem' meaning - in Latin - "Seize the day" i.e Today!

Its what prompts me to make the most of everyday inspite of all that is vexing - the killings, the pollution, the traffic, the apathy, the corruption, the low, low standards of our politicians, grim/ unsmiling passengers in an MTC bus, the filth at public places, the poor & the destitute on pavements, child beggars at traffic junctions, a cop's abuse of power ... et al.

Its also what makes me smile at mundane, everyday things - fresh decoction coffee, the warmth of sunshine, punchline of a cartoon strip, the innocence of kids, a mother's relief, the smell of jasmine, Vivek's comedy, ARR singing Vande Materam, Illayaraja's melody, Jyothika's 'muhurtham' saree promos, freshly laundered clothes, after shave, the silence of the night, Cadbury's Fruit & Nut...et al.

In short, attitude is everything. Happiness is what we create for ourselves. Today. There's no need to worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. So, rise above it & enjoy your day! And above all, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday!!

;)

PS: Why am I sounding preachy?? I guess my friend Sujit's email set me thinking. Thanks, babumashai!
Posted at 11:58 pm by Ravi
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Monday, July 18, 2005
Half Baked Idea
A press report recently mentioned that author J.K Rowling intends to go back to a life of "obscurity" after the final instalment of Harry Potter is completed.

Hmmmph! I wish that was funny but it ain't. I mean, with all those millions and millions of pounds earned by her in royalties, she could buy an island in the middle of nowhere and be as obscure as she wants. ;)

I mean, the once impoverished mother who was living on dole, has just earned a cool 24 million pounds in 24 hours since the Half-Blood Prince book was released! Worldwide, that translates to 13 books being sold every second! In India, around 1 lac copies were sold out on the very first day. At 500 bucks per book, that translates to 5 crores! Thats more than a million dollars!!

Its enough to set anybody's blood boiling, even by half! If not in envy, at least in admiration!

Seriously folks, I'm thinking of giving up my 9 to 5 job and concentrating on writing! Those who come up with ideas or even those who wish me all the best will get one book free of cost autographed by yours truly!

;)

 
Posted at 08:22 pm by Ravi
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Saturday, July 16, 2005
All for Oil


Mani Shankar Aiyar may be our oil minister
though from the pic, his moves appear oily & sinister
dispense he did with a diplomatic handshake
& appears intent to be somebody's cupcake

Somebody tell him to get on with his job
and cut out the lah-di-dah and hobnob
wiser he refrain from adoptin' the moves of a chick
lest he makes us all throw up and get sick!

From a news report here but thanks more to here!

;)
Posted at 11:08 am by Ravi
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Thursday, July 14, 2005
Successive failures??
'No news is good news' is a phrase that is oft used but what about news that is old?? Sometimes, its cause enough to say/feel  "Wow, this is amazing...its the best news I've heard all day!"  

And so, from a post here, I'm amazed to find that on typing "failure" or "miserable failure" in google, one is taken to the White House site and specifically, the page on the biography of George Bush!!

Apparently, this is the result of "....the trick is possible because Google searches more than just the contents of web pages - it also counts how often a site is linked to, and with what words....Thus, members of an online community can affect the results of Google searches - called "Google bombing" - by linking their sites to a chosen one !!"

Hmmm. My view on this? I'm banking on the 'fourth' on this...er, is it the 'fifth'? Ever since the U.S attacked Afghanistan and later invaded Iraq, both on incredible grounds; since Guantanamo Bay and the Abu Ghraib fiasco's, since 'racial profiling' in the name of Inland Security and for a whole lotta other reasons - beyond the scope of this blog -  the U.S is gradually, unfortunately and continually losing much of its sheen and stature in the world arena. Not to mention, for another incredible act ( a.k.a Monicagate ) by the previous occupant which stained not just clothes but also the White House!

So in sum, perhaps it would be a good thing if the Prez. confessed to as much in his autobiography??

;)
Posted at 08:33 am by Ravi
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Hats off to you, Jeff

Once bitten, twice shy, as they say. Been there, done that. Credit card victim, that is. A mile's distance is what I now I keep between them and me. I don't ever hear of any credit card company inform you that if you default on a single payment, one could end up paying around 30% on the overdue amount, on an annualised basis? Poor I may be in math but with these kind of usurious rip-offs, even Richie Rich will be wary.

Thankfully, here's another good reason why I don't have a credit card. If I had, I would have gone crazy with some of the products - books, dvd's, site etc - on offer on this site. If you want some genuine reader reviews, this is one site to check out.

And so, imagine my surprise to know that Amazon.com is now 10 years old. The Amazon.com way book is a fav. of mine. I still have the Time issue where Jeff Bezos was voted Man of the year. I was happy to find them doing this : ' To congratulate our all-time top-selling authors and musicians, and showcase our bestselling DVDs, we are inducting them into our 10th Anniversary Hall of Fame. Click on the links and photos below to read about our Hall of Fame musicians and authors, many of whom have provided exclusive stories, essays, and multimedia clips especially for the occasion.'

Should you be interesting in seeing who are the top 25 authors inducted into their Hall of Fame including guys ( isn't that a unisex word? ) like JK Rowling, Dan Brown, John Grisham, Stephen King, Tom Clancy, click here! Should you trip on Norah Jones, be in awe of Sting, like the way Santana sends tremors down your spine with his guitar playing etc click here!

Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta read what Robert T Kiyosaki has to say on the difference between employees and entrepreneurs.

Heed my words but I'm an entrepreneur just waiting to be born! Its just that I'm waiting for deliverance!

;)

Posted at 09:55 am by Ravi
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Sunday, July 10, 2005
Future tense??

With 9/11, the credo of 'me, mine, myself' took a solid hit. People ( read: guys ) everywhere in the U.S realised the fragility of life and the need for giving as well. Particularly, time to their spouses. Ya! And you know what that all begat. A baby boom.

Perhaps we can now expect one in the UK too. Doesn't one boom follow another? ( Not in India, mate...its been booming continuously, aint it? Ed!) Anyway, one section of people are damn happy, in particular. Pub-owners! Nervous Londoners are reportedly quaffing pints after pints of beer, like there is no tomorrow. And then maintaining their stiff upper lip till they reach home. Pretty understandable...after all, this is how they must have felt when colony after colony in the royal crown cut the umbilical cord. Hmmmph. Perhaps the previous generation was more resilient? The least they had was wave after wave of the Luftwaffe bombing to endure.

The above events have made me a bit circumspect too. I've suddenly become a little ...what do those accountants at Infy call them....hahn....forward looking. Here's my list of things to do tomorrow, if not immediately:

a) Learn a foreign language preferably French (How about learning Tamizh, you dummy? Ed!)
b) Learn to play the guitar
c) Visit Bali, Machu Pichu, Maldives etc
d) Learn the art of wine-tasting
e) Learn calligraphy

My better half too has got into the act as well. Here's a list of things that I better learn to do ( Note: En Vogue's -My Lovin'  is playing in the background ) while at home:

a) Learn to peel onions, chop coriander, make rasam, prepare buttermilk,
b) Mop the house
c) Keep newspapers in their place
d) Drink coffee AFTER brushing teeth
e) Stop snoring
f)  Hang clothes
g) Feed children

All this random writing is making me a bit listless...it is a Sunday after all..so I'll stop for now!

;)

Posted at 12:16 pm by Ravi
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